and so I've decided that an intervention is necessary.
I've been surrounded by boys (I mean, initially I'm not complaining) lately. In my dorm, at work, just everywhere in general.
Its defintely pushed my observing eye over the edge.
Why are guys so damn competitive? Why can't some guys accept the concept of monotamy, but think they can still feel up on a selective girl?
Do they really think that dousting themselves in Axe Pheonix will have chicks smarming them?
I'm putting on my blown up floaties and diving into the male mind.
From now on... I'm deeming Mondays - Melanie Mondays... tah-dah.
Yeah, incredible name I know. It's temporary until I can strain the creative juices from my cabezza.
Here I go... dipping into the mind of the other....
Smell.
Okay, so I'm not sure if guys really care about what they smell like, but from what I've smelled, they actually do.
It seems like they always want to smell musky... like spiced burned wood or something in that nature.
They don't seem to expand their smell much. I mean, have you smelled the different kinds of Axe? Girls can't tell the difference, and they all pretty much smell the same. Only I did smell this one Axe scent that I swear was modeled after butthole... watch for that one for now, I'll let you know that one later.
My favorite scent on a guy was Kierra by PacSun. But I just sniffed it a couple of months ago... and not likey anymore. I also really like SoCal from Hollister, but it's an acquired scent.
Also Curve for guys and Clearwater (because it reminds me of my papa) smells pretty fresh.
And girls like fresh.
TIPS FOR GUYS:
Use girls' deodorant.
I know it's extremely odd and may strip you of your so-called "masculinity" but one time my friend walked passed me, and I swear he smelled irresistable. I asked him what he was wearing, and he told me his secret was using Secret.
I swear it'll have good effects- and no homo.
-Mel
I've been surrounded by boys (I mean, initially I'm not complaining) lately. In my dorm, at work, just everywhere in general.
Its defintely pushed my observing eye over the edge.
Why are guys so damn competitive? Why can't some guys accept the concept of monotamy, but think they can still feel up on a selective girl?
Do they really think that dousting themselves in Axe Pheonix will have chicks smarming them?
I'm putting on my blown up floaties and diving into the male mind.
From now on... I'm deeming Mondays - Melanie Mondays... tah-dah.
Yeah, incredible name I know. It's temporary until I can strain the creative juices from my cabezza.
Here I go... dipping into the mind of the other....
Smell.
Okay, so I'm not sure if guys really care about what they smell like, but from what I've smelled, they actually do.
It seems like they always want to smell musky... like spiced burned wood or something in that nature.
They don't seem to expand their smell much. I mean, have you smelled the different kinds of Axe? Girls can't tell the difference, and they all pretty much smell the same. Only I did smell this one Axe scent that I swear was modeled after butthole... watch for that one for now, I'll let you know that one later.
My favorite scent on a guy was Kierra by PacSun. But I just sniffed it a couple of months ago... and not likey anymore. I also really like SoCal from Hollister, but it's an acquired scent.
Also Curve for guys and Clearwater (because it reminds me of my papa) smells pretty fresh.
And girls like fresh.
TIPS FOR GUYS:
Use girls' deodorant.
I know it's extremely odd and may strip you of your so-called "masculinity" but one time my friend walked passed me, and I swear he smelled irresistable. I asked him what he was wearing, and he told me his secret was using Secret.
I swear it'll have good effects- and no homo.
-Mel
